Saturday, September 17, 2011

Newly Weds Anonymous


Welcome new member,

We would like to thank you for enrolling in Newly Weds Anonymous, your overall guide to your brand new wonderful life with your amazing partner. Our 4 week seminar is the ultimate training experience as you seek to learn everything there is to know about being a newly wed. Our team of professional experts, coupled with our intense courses and interactive group sessions are the perfect tools for overcoming all your newly wed jitters. We hope you find the experience informative and beneficial.

Given the number of topics we expect you'll want to cover, we have asked each member to preselect the top 5 topics you wish to cover over the four weeks. Good Luck and Happy Newly Wedding.

1.Who's Turn Is It To Cook Dinner?
2.The Dirty Clothes Go In The Hamper and Not On It
3.Are You Really Going To Watch That Right Now.
4.Who's Hair Is That?
5.Its Called A Phone – Use It
6.Tell Me About It After The Game
7.I Married You Not Your Family
8.44 Ways To Remember To Put Your Ring On
9.Just Because I Looked, Doesn't Mean I'm Interested
10.Compromise works BOTH ways
11.Sex Continues After The Wedding
12.Everyone's A Suspect

We also ask that in the comment box, you leave your suggestions for future topics.

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